As a gift here is a project I have been working on: a translated version of the Tokyo Disneyland Country Bear Jingle Bell Jamboree.
Country Bear Jingle Bell Jamboree
Melvin:Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very-
Max:Hey Melvin,that’s supposed to be my song.
Melvin:Huh?
Max:Look, Melvin. I'm the deer. I got the red nose, so I get to sing-
Buff:Ain't we gone through all this before?
Melvin:Well,I don't see why he always gets to sing the-
Henry:Hold the phone there, boys. Where's your Christmas spirit? Now sorry, folks. (Clears throat.) Gomer, let's show 'em how it's done.
Max:Ain't he a sight for sore eyes.
Buff:Well, he sounds better than he looks. That's for sure.
Henry:Howdy!Hello!Welcome to this fun Christmas moment.Everybody knows the familiar melodies, everybody clap along to the Country Bear Jamboree! Oh Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!
Henry:Ladies and gentlemen,the Five Bear Rugs.
Henry:When the snow begins a fallin',and your blood begins to freeze.It's time to stomp and holler,and slap your hairy knees.
Zeke:So hand me down my banjo, I think I'm gonna sing!
Zeke and Henry:The time for sittin' idle's in the summer or the spring.
Five Bear Rugs:We're makin' tracks in the snow and everything is rosy.
Henry:No more hibernating, boys!
Five Bear Rugs:We're up on our feet!Just makin' tracks in the snow, keepin' warm and cozy.Shiverin' and shakin' to that good ole country beat.
Zeke:Sing it out Henry!
Henry:I like the cozy fire on a cold, dark winter night.When the wind is often rattlin',and the stars are shining bright.
Tennessee:My feet upon my huntin' dog, my arm around my wife.
All:They may be old and toothless.
Tennessee:But I've had 'em all my life.
Five Bear Rugs:We're makin' tracks in the snow,and everything is rosy.No more hibernating, boys.We're up on our feet!Just makin' tracks in the snow,keepin' warm and cozy.Shiverin' and shakin',to that good ole country beat.Shiverin' and shakin',to that good ole country beat.
(Zeb sneezes.)
Five Bear Rugs:Yeah, Good job, Henry!
Wendell:On the first day of Christmas, I said to my mate,'I'm a goin' a huntin', and I might be home late.'The next day of Christmas, seems I lost my way,and I ain't seen my cabin since dawn yesterday.Oh, what a Christmas.I'm lonely and lost, and shakin' and sneezin'(Teeth chatter)And c-c-covered with frost.I fell in the river, and lost all my food.Don't sing me no carols, 'cause I ain't in the mood.Next year at Christmas, I think I'll use my head .And spend the 12 days of Christmas in my bed.
Chorus:Next year stay home.
Henry:You be careful with that squirrel gun now, Wendell.
Wendell:Aw, heck. It ain't even loaded.(Gun fires and the lights go out on the stage.) Sorry.
Henry:Rufus?
Rufus:Huh?
Henry:I need a little light down here.
(Rufus breathes heavily and doors are heard opening, as well as paws going down stairs. An electric jolt is heard as the lights go back on.)
Henry:Thanks Rufus.And up next,i need someone to sing a bittersweet song indispensable to the Christmas holiday...Trixie,I’m asking you.
Trixie:Have yourself a merry little Christmas Ask me if I care From now on you won’t be my main grizzly bear! It told me should you hibernate You might miss our date,for sure But I saw you at our favorite spot with our honey pot and her!
Buff:Sing it,gal.
Trixie:So through the years you two can stay together Or you can go out on the prowl! But show up here and the only thing I’ll do is grrrrrrrowl!But have yourself a merry little Christmas now.
Henry:That was great,Trixie.
Zeke:Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
Bear Rugs:Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
(Zeb sneezes.)
Zeb:'Tis the season to be jolly.
Bear Rugs:Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
(Zeb sneezes.)
Tennessee:Follow me in merry measure.
Bear Rugs:Fa-la-la-la-la-la.
(Zeb remains quiet.)
Zeke:He didn't sneeze!(Sings) Heedless of the wind and weather.Fa-la-la-la.Fa-la-la-la.Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-.
Zeb: (Fighting back a sneeze).Ah-
Bear Rugs:La.
Zeb:-choo!
Liver Lips McGrowl:I got my bag of presents and I'm in your neighborhood.I'll be droppin' down your chimney, 'cause I know you've been extra good.I'm your rock and roll Santa, baby. Your rock and roll Santa, baby that's me. Uh-huh.Better put on your pretty red dress darlin. You're goin' cruisin with me. You better take out your curlers, honey.I got a reindeer V-8 special, and a fuel injected sleigh.We can ride across the rooftops to my North Pole hideaway. I'm your rock and roll Santa, baby. Your rock and roll Santa, baby that's me. Uh-huh.I'm the fat guy with the presents. I'm gonna shake your Christmas tree. Baby that's me.
Shaker:Ugh,are your vacation preparations done already?
Webster:Yup! Antarctica, i’m coming home!
Shaker:I’ll get lonely...
Shaker:I'll have a b-b-blue Christmas without you.
Webster:I’ll immediately return!
Shaker:I'll be so b-b-blue, just thinking about you.
Webster:I’ll call you every day!
Shaker:You'll be doing alright with your Christmas of white.
Webster:Antarctica is always pure white!
Shaker:But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas.
Webster:Someone put on a stove!I’ll freeze in the cold.
Henry:True,a stove can keep you warm but I have a better way, listen to the song of these cute girls!Bunny,Bubbles,and Beulah.
Bubbles:Just hear them sleigh bells jinglin', ring ting tingin; too. Ting a ling a ling.(The curtain behind the Sunbonnets shows a slide of a horse puling a sleigh.)Come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you. Jing a ling, jing a ling.(A close up of the bear couple is shown in the sleigh.)
Beulah:Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling yoohoo. Yoohoo, hoo hoo. (Another bear tries to draw attention to the riders that the sleigh is going dangerously close to a cliff.)Come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you. (The sleigh goes over the cliff.)
Sunbonnets:Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up let's go. Let's look at the show.(The horse is now in the sleigh with the bears as it goes down the cliff.)
Bunny:We're riding in a wonderland of snow. (Animals are fleeing from the sleigh.)
Sunbonnets:Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up it's grand. Just holdin' your hand.(The sleigh passes a bear snowman.)We're riding along with a song of a wintry fairy land.(The snowman is in the sleigh with the horse as the bears hang on for dear life.)Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy cozy are we. Jing a ling a ling.(The Five Bear Rugs are shown eating dinner inside a cabin as the sleigh is seen coming toward the window.)We'll snuggle up together like two birds of a feather will be.(The sleigh crashes through the house and all the bears are now on it.)Let's take the road before us and sing a chorus or two.(The sleigh is approaching a pond with a warning sign.) Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride-(A splash sound is heard, followed by a slide illustrating the splash.)Whee!(The horse, bear couple and snowman are shown wrapped in blankets and their feet in tubs of water.)Jing a ling, jing a ling, jing a ling a ling.Jing a ling, jing a ling, jing a ling a ling.Jing a ling, jing a ling, jing a ling a ling.Sleigh ride together with you!
Ernest:The wind is a-howlin', and thrashin' the trees.
Tennessee:My baby is growlin', and scratchin' her fleas.
Ernest:Can't open the door, 'cause there's ten feet of snow.
Five Bear Rugs:And the food is all gone and it's forty below.
(A sound like a growling stomach is heard.)
Ernest:Well, I'm hungry.Yes, I'm hungry.I'm hungry as a bear.If you come around my cabin-
Five Bear Rugs:You'd better beware.
Ernest:'Cause I'm hungry.Yes, I'm hungry.I'm hungry as a bear.Got a mouth full of teeth.And a belly full of air.This Christmas, dear old Santa won't show up, I bet.
Zeke:One, two, three!
Ernest:If he comes down the chimney.
Ernest and Bear Rugs:He might just get at!
(Zeb sneezes.)
Tennessee:Hungry as a bear.
(Oscar sneezes)
Henry:Here she is. That charmin' chanteuse of the ski slopes: Swingin' Teddi Barra.
Max:My,my.
Melvin:Gosh.
Buff:Hush up, you two!
Teddi Barra:Chestnuts roastin' on an open fire. Jack Frost nippin' at your nose.Yuletide carols bein' sung by a choir and folks dressed up like Eskimos.Everybody knows I'm offerin' this simple phrase. To kids from one to ninety-two. Although it's been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas to you.
Henry:I sure do enjoy singin' with you Teddi.
Teddi Barra:Why, thank you Henry! Ya all wanna come up and sign my cast?
Henry:Soon as I can find a pen, I'll be there!
Max:I sure am lookin' forward to the new year.
Buff:Yep. Ain't nothin' like a brand new year to lift your spirits.(Music is interrupted by a wrong note.) Of course, I could be wrong.
Big Al:The time has come to celebrate,and ring in the New Year.But my wife took off with my hound dog and she left me sitting here.
Max:Oh,great.
Big Al:I miss my old hound dog,my dear.I miss that old hound dog.It’s gonna be a sad New Year without my old hound dog.
Henry:Ha ha ha... Sammy,come on it’s our turn.
Sammy:OK Henry,come on everyone let’s sing.
Henry:Here we go!You better watch out.You better not cry.Better not pout.I'm telling you why.Santa Claus is coming to town.
Sammy:He's making a list.And checking it twice.Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice.Santa Claus is coming to town.
Sunbonnets:He sees you when you're sleeping.He knows when you're awake.He knows if you've been bad or good.So be good for goodness sake!
Buff:Now, can my two friends get along this time?
Max:Of course!Can i still sing Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer,Melvin?
Melvin:Well,yeah of course.
Max:Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer Had a very shiny nose
Melvin:like a light bulb
Max:And if you ever saw it You would even say it glows
Melvin:like a flash light
Max:All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names
Melvin:like Pinocchio
Max:They never let poor Rudolph Play in any reindeer games
Henry:Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say
Sammy:Rudolph with your nose so bright Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
Max:Then all the reindeer loved him And they shouted out with glee
All:Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer You'll go down in history!
Shaker and Webster:Sleigh bells ring.
All:Are you listenin'.
Shaker and Webster:In the lane.
All:Snow is glistenin'.
Liver Lips McGrowl:A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight.
All:Walkin' in a winter wonderland.
Teddi Barra:In the meadow we can build a snowman, and pretend that he's a circus clown.
Henry:We'll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman.
Five Bear Rugs and Sammy:Until the other kiddies knock him down.
Big Al:When it snows.
All:Ain't it thrillin'.
Big Al:Though your nose.
All:Is a chillin'.
Wendell:Hey, we'll rollick and play, the Eskimo way.
All:Walkin' in a winter wonderland.
Henry:Everybody!
All:Walkin' in a winter wonderland.
Henry:Hand in hand!
All:Walkin' in a winter wonderland.
Wendell:Yahoo! (His gun discharges again, causing chaos.)
Henry:Wendell...Again?
Wendell:Sorry...
Henry:Rufus!Get the lights!
Henry:Ha ha ha...well the show slowly comes to an end.
Sammy:Hehehe,fun’s over.
Buff:Everyone,let’s meet again.
Henry:Surely,we will see you again.Merry Christmas!
Sammy:And a Happy New Year!
